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How many times have you found in your inbox those noiosissime email-chains that are all over the world, wrote that the lost child of Kissandostan needs help and so on ...? And how many times you resent the fear who knows what disaster if not'd done?

Well, I would like one, which I found here, and I can assure you that is absolutely true!

Hello, my name is Arild Ovesen. Suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor school performance, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and killed by electroshock anal, and a sense of guilt for not having sent 50 billion chain letters from people who send me really think that if one of the forward, the poor little girl of 6 years in Foligno with a nipple in front manages to get enough money to remove it before the parents sell the Orfei circus.

First of all you have to send this letter to 7491 people within the next 5 seconds. If not you will be raped Portrayed by a mutton insane and thrown off a high building to fall into a hill of animal excrement. If you do not, because of a strange virus the fan inside the PC will turn to the contrary and there risucchierà processor.

After a series of flashes of blue from your CD player (if you have the recorder is worse) released the totem of good fortune that has already traveled the world three times (and I have confided that they broke the fuck would stand because five minutes at home) you put on your keyboard and you will cart, regardless if you are women or men.

For each message sent to an association boccaloni@cheregalo.it donating 1 / 4 of U.S. dollars to buy American aviation aircraft that will serve to pull down a cable car in Italy. And for all that mail sent to Microsoft or to send another person after receiving information from you will reach a pizza four seasons at home by Bill Gates himself ... I thought there at the beginning then I sent many after three weeks and I arrived even a calzone stuffed! It is quite true! Why this letter is not like all those false, this is totally true! Entirely true.

Here is the program:

• Mandala 1 person: 1 person incazzerà because you have sent a stupid chain letters.
• Mandala at 2-5 people: 2-5 people pissed because you have sent a stupid chain letters.
• Mandala 5-10 people: 5-10 people pissed because you have sent a stupid chain letters, and perhaps consider an opportunity to abolish them.
• Send her to 10-20 people: 10-20 people pissed because you have sent a stupid chain letters, and will jump you, your home, your family and your cat in the air.

Scannabelve Herod, a pediatrician werewolf in Trieste, not sent to anyone this message: his three sons began a drug, the second entered the Humanist Party and the third enrolled in Materials Engineering.

Von Wasselvitz Turiddu, a coach of butterflies fighting Austro-Sicilian, was made a mockery of this message aloud, and in that instant the exploded heads.

Meo fan, pornodivo Shakespearean, did not give any weight to this message: the unknown a condom filled liquid nitrogen, and he noticed it only after it wore.

A guy I know has not spread this message to unlearn and cycling.

If you send this message to all those who know, you lose 2 minutes (and all your friends) but will help save the life of a child. If you do not Cadra 'him a piano.

This post is dedicated to all those who (I) send-mail chain letters.